YOU know you are way off-grid when people view WiFi as a question.
“Why Fi? Why indeed,” came the response when I asked about about internet connection upon realising I had no phone signal.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, the kids went white when we arrived at our cottage to find there was no TV signal. What the hell were we going to do for three days?
The only SKY was the big boring blue stuff outside.
But it doesn’t take long after arriving on the fantastically remote and beautiful island of Tiree to adopt a similar view to the locals.